Going to The Store

So I always have a kabazillion kids with me. I don't think I have ever walked into a store without someone coming up to me and saying: 

"WOW!! Are they all yours?"
What I want to say is: "Yes they are actually but I have shared custody of them and they have several other parents".
Or I could say, "Yes and I have seven more but they are with their other parents". 
What I really say: "No, I run an in-home daycare".


"What do you do in your spare time"?
What I want to say: "I fork peoples yards".
What I actually say: Well.. That is what I actually said. The woman just smiled and walked away.

Disclaimer: I did not actually fork this yard. :) I have only been twice and I am not this good. :)

You have your hands full
What I want to say: "Oh really?" 
What I do say: "I sure do." 


People come up with all kinds of interesting things to say. Most people are polite. I love all of my babies and yes they are all mine for at least 8 hours a day.